THE T-SHIRTS

Click the image on the left to see available close-ups and available styles and colours. Click on Order Form button below to order.

LOWBROW ARISTOCRATS LOGO

The classic logo design. If you can't wear a fez on your head, wear one on your shirt.

Available on Orange, Olive, Chestnut, Forest and White t-shirts.

BABY JESUS (thinks I'm just fine)

Perfect for visits from door-to-door religion pushers. "Are you a sinner?" "Take a look at the shirt, friend."

Available on White T-Shirts, and White/Baby Blue Baseball shirts.

EL DIABLO? (El No Es Bueno?)

Translates into "The Devil? He is no good?" Oh, you saucy devil! You try to look innocent, but we know better!

Available on Red and Cedar T-Shirts.

KUNG-FU MAMA

If you Kick Ass, enjoy Superfly, or wear clothes, this shirt is for you!

Available on White Baseball shirts with Black, Green, Red, Maroon or Yellow sleeves, Spagetti Tanks or White T's with black trim.

LOGO IN FLAMES

Only the coolest of the cool kids dare wear the logo that is on fire!

Available on Black T's, White Baseball T's with Black, Green, or Red sleeves, Grey Baseball T's with black sleeves or White T's with Black Trim.

SCARY LITTLE DOG

Boston Terrier or Boston Terror?!? Our most intricate design is also our spookiest!

Available on White T-Shirts

Currently, ordering is off-line only. Click to the right for printable order form.
If you're having any trouble, or if you're retailer or wholesaler interested in our shirts, please contact us at thestore@lowcrats.com