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Submit poetry - submissions@lowcrats.com |
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If I Were An Artist
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by
Flipperson Wheyside
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If I were an artist
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I would sell out.
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I would move to the sea
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and draw pictures of people
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as though they were a gleefully happy Whoozzit or Whazzat or Whereditgo
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in a fictious illustrated work by Dr. Seuss.
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For $15 each.
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I would infringe on copyrights
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and they couldn't catch me
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because nobody would know those docks as good as I.
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I
paid to sit here, I'll say whatever I God Damn please.
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