Yes Tina, what does love got to do, got to do with it? What's love but a second hand emotion. What is going on in Hollywood? What is with the all the celebrity power couples breaking up. It's enough to make Tina Turner roll over in her grave. This is not what she was thinking when Ike was raining fists down on her and making her dance. Is there something in the bottled water? Is there something in their high priced grass or their smack making them split up? Who is forcing the world to listen to hours of investigative reporting on entertainment news programs? Is it Nazis? Could it be Russians? Is Scientology to blame? In this reporter's opinion, it's all of the above, but most likely the smack.

First it was Tom and Nicole. Now I am not allowed to say Tom's last name because of copyright laws so I will refer to him as "Tommy the tiny". Now, Tommy the Tiny and Nicole Kidman have split up and the world mourned. I think there was more news coverage than when the space shuttle exploded. They sited differences in the marriage for the spit up. Tom stated, "I am gay" as the cause for the split. Nicole reasons where that: 1. Tom is gay. 2. He loved himself more then any one else could. Sad, sad rich kids.

Other couples that have split in last while but haven't received as much attention are Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. She is hot. Have you seen Strip Tease? She said the spit up was a result of her poor acting. She could not act like a wife that likes to watch her husband's movies. I hear you Demi. Bruce if you read this, what where you thinking when you did Mercury Rising? An autistic kid that could read a super government code? With a bionic autism sound effect? Come on. I hope you got paid a bunch because it cost you your wife, sucka. Another star of this film, Alec Baldwin, is also having marriage problems. His lovely wife, Kim Basinger was caught on a secret date with screen legend and very ugly man, Al Pacino. Kimmy, Al is going to break your heart. Remember when I told you not to buy that town? Well, I was right wasn't I? Yeah, I was. Now let's go to sleep (Editor's Note: actual conversation happened in writer's head).

Other Hollywood couples that have recently split up are Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan (mmmmmm). Meg left Dennis, whom also has made some bad movies, for one of the hottest actor right now. Mr. Russell Crow is now nailing her two ways from Sunday. Dennis has been quoted as "not being happy about this". Malcolm Jamal Warner and this partner, oh wait nobody cares about this ex-Cosby kid. Puffy and J-Low have also made it to this list. These two are the "Springer" couple of the jet set. I think she dumped this ass because he shot somebody. Come on, Jennifer. Just because you have a big booty doesn't mean you have license to break up with whom ever you want.