Shalindria and Ren E. Stimpy's Super Fantastic Axis of Evil List

Featuring Special Guest Rene E. Stimpy

Writer's Note: We were under the assumption that when we made this list that even the people on it wouldn't complain. Face it, you know you are evil. Don't sue. I am just surprised we were able to just cut it down to ten.

Shalindria: Say something funny about the list.

Rene E. Stimpy: It's just too much pressure. This list is more effort than I am willing to put in.

Shalindria: It's just an introduction. It's not that hard.

Rene E: Still...

And now without further ado...the list!

10. Michael Bolton (You know your career is in the shitter when you get more airplay in elevators than on the radio.)

Shalindria: Do you have anything to say, Stimpinator?

Rene E: It is really the hair that bothers me. It's just so feminine and jungle-y at the same time.

Shalindria (laughing): Good one.

9. Tea Leoni

Shalindria: Why is Tea Leoni evil again.

Rene E: Jurassic Park 3, whiny scream, being a big fat baby and the hair.

Shalindria: Big fat baby about the X-files?

Rene E: Yes.

8. All collect calling agencies and the stars in them (All the stars are so washed up that even doing such a bad commercial is still a boost for their career)

Rene E. and I couldn't decide who takes the blame more: the people who make the commercials or the people who star in them.

7. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen (for building their evil sweatshop empire and plugging all of their crappy products)

Rene E: I don't think I have as much of a problem with them as you do.

Shalindria: Kids buying crap dressed like skanks!!

Rene E: Kids were doing that anyways.

Shalindria: Well, what about the whole Full House thing?

Rene E: True. Good point.

6. Half of the cast of the View (Star Jones and Barbara Walters)

Star has been lovingly referred to by one of our associates as 'Chocolate Thunder' while as Rene E. Stimpy puts it, "You can't have the Star without the Babs!"

5. Frankie Muniz

Shalindria: Why is he evil again?

Rene E. Stimpy: For starring in two crappy movies

Shalindria: I haven't seen them which ones?

Rene E. Stimpy: Big Fat Liar and that new one

Shalindria: Didn't he sing a song on MTV or something?

Rene E. Stimpy: Shut up.

Shalindria: Fine then.

4. Celine Dion

Shalindria: Hey Celine, perhaps if you started eating your ego rather than people food, you might end up weighing 500 pounds!

Shalindria: You don't like it do you?

Rene E. Stimpy: Not now

Shalindria: Why?

Rene E. Stimpy: I DON'T WANT TO PUT ANY MORE WORK INTO THE LIST!! (goes to room and slams door)

Shalindria: Fine then! I'll finish it myself (Shalindria starts laughing hysterically) Ha ha ha this is so funny!

3.

Shalindria: (opens Stimpinator's door): Hey, what is your least favourite number between one and ten?

Rene E. Stimpy: (highly annoyed and talking on the phone) Three.

Shalindria: Fine then. We won't have a three on the list.

Rene E. Stimpy: Get out.

Shalindria: OK. Fine then.

2. Producers of CNN (It' rumoured that Satan himself was heard to comment, "Damn! Those people are evil!)

AND FINALLY... Number One goes to....the inspiration of our list...

1. GEORGE DUB-YAH BUSH!! If you don't know who he is… refer to number two. He is the guy talking.

That's all folks. Get your ass out to protests!!

Shalindria La Rue