Plot: A young, middle class couple crashes their car and winds up at judgment strip show. Criswell running the show has a bunch of strippers do their acts one after another. A werewolf and mummy show up for no reason, talk stupid and spring Monster boners (do not worry we never see them.)

This could be one of the greatest guy movies of all time. If you want to sit around with a group of guys, drink, talk shout, and watch hot naked girls dance around and get away with it (Hey, it's an Ed Wood movie baby. Its art.), this is the movie for you. You get: 10 stripers; 1 Criswell; 1 evil vampire lesbo chick; 1 middle aged 'teenager' guy; 1 middle aged well endowed 'teenager' chick tied both tied to pillars; 1 mummy with bad mitts; 1 werewolf that ; mix them all up in a crappy set; add 100 pounds of dry ice and two smoke machines and 1 transvestite director. That is Orgy of the Dead. It's really a can't-miss mix. It's like angle food cake.

When the movie starts you may think Ed Wood is a retard. Criswell raises out of a coffin and tells us that this is so outsounding that we might faint. Next, a couple is driving in their car talking about how it's not a good idea to be driving at night looking for a grave yard. They are clearly in a dark studio and when Ed switches to the outside shot, it is in the middle of the day. Ed seems to have liked to use stock footage in his films. The dialog between the two in the car is terrible. This is where I reconfirm my "Ed is a retard" idea. Criswell states that this is a night that people should stay away from burial grounds. If they're like what we're treated to next, I am going to go to them naked.

What happens next is an amazing display of sexy sixty chicks that will tantalize you and put starch in your pants. Ten beautiful girls (well, eight) dance for Criswell and his evil lesbo vampire girl. The dances range from the classic fire dance to the zombie dance to the gold dance. In the middle of the sexy dancing a Werewolf and Mummy come in and do a little comedy. They talk stupid, act stupid and the werewolf howls stupid. But at some point in the movie I started to realize that Ed Wood may not be just a retard but he may be part genies, or better known as a g-tard.

After the movie ended, the group of us sat for a while and discussed which of the dames was the best looking. We rewound the tape over and over again until we had the top three. Then we narrowed it down to the top two. We could not come to a clear winner between the last girl and Polynesian girl, but it was fun trying.

I admit that my drunk level was not as high as it has been in the past. I am sorry for letting you, my loving fans down. I call empty bottles fans. As an old friend of mine said "My only friend is an empty bottle. The more empty bottles I've got, the more friends I've got." See you in the drunk tank, yo.