THE PIMP 'N' HO PARTY

As a concept, I was surprised I'd never heard of it. It seemed so obvious, but so do most good ideas had by some other jerk. Combine the oldest profession in history and the theme party and, like chocolate and peanut butter, they come together in a delicious blend of sweet sexual tension and chunky drunken tomfoolery. Like most theme parties, it's the dressing up that makes for the fun. The following is a guide to a variety of costumes encountered at a recent pimp'n'ho party held in my hometown.

*All Identities have been obscured to protect the paranoid*

The Street Walkers
Meet Cookie and Jasmin. These two young ladies tried to convince me they were call girls, but I saw straight through that. Honestly, look at these outfits. They look like Times Square leftovers in this hooker apparel that saves you from having to ask the question, "Lookin' for a good time?". We all know what you're looking for, sister.

	Mr. Anonymous
	This sharp dressed character stepped out of an episode of Starsky & Hutch and into our little soiree. Dig the leather. Anonymity was a concern for this hep cat, so a street name, or "Nom de Pimp", was not forthcoming. Ladies, lock up your daughters if you see Mr. Anonymous, coming: He may be a party goer, or a lascivious recruiter!

Hugh
With an image more associated with mere smut peddling, Hugh gets the gals to drop their guard. "Wow, you've got style. A rare, dangerous but caged beauty. You should let if free, baby. Yeah, just one more button. Okay, now another." Before they know it, they're selling their asses, handing over 60% of their hump money, and calling him Daddy. That Hugh. What a cad.