First get yourself a copy of any Charlton movie. Then follow these rules and you will get as blasted as high school kid on lemon gin.

Drink one when

  • Charlton says, "Damn"
  • He shoots some one.
  • He states that he is good at shooting
  • He laughs that crazy Chuck Heston way, hehehehum.
  • He smiles his crazy Chuck smile.
  • Chuck Pulls out a gun.
  • Chuck Screams out loud.
  • He Punches a man.
  • He Says "Oh God" or "Dear God".
  • He is sneaking.

Drink two when

  • He punches a woman.
  • HeTells a woman what to do as if her opinion does not matter.

Drink three when

  • He kills someone.

Drink five when

  • Charlton dies

Drink constantly as long as

  • Charlton has his fist cocked to punch some one.
  • Charlton drinks, and drink as much as he drinks. If he drinks you drink. Do not make Chuck mad here, people.

Drink your whole beer or cocktail when

  • Charlton figures out what is going on in the film.
The Drink of Choice

Take it easy you southerners, That is "jack " from Yukon Jack and "turkey" form Wild Turkey.

  • 1 ounce of Wild Turkey Bourbon Whisky
  • 1 ounce of Yukon Jack Liqueur, made with Canadian Whiskey
  • 1 ounce of Whiskey Sour Drink Mix
  • A slice of lime
  • Pour over 2-4 ice cubes
  • Fill glass with soda water and sir.

 
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