If you hadn't already guessed...

LOWCRATS HAS CEASED PRODUCTION

The reason is the tiny drunk lowbrow aristocrat below. He requires constant vigilance. If he's not into my booze, he's starting fights with the neighbourhood squirrels or he's drooling all over a strangers breasts. In short, he's stealing my gig. Don't worry, though. All the golden lowcrats content from the years of wasted time will remain available for your enjoyment. I may even reinvent the site one day. Until then, thanks for enjoying our efforts.