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  Conan O'brien dons the soup strainer for this episode of Gay or Cop

Lowcrats welcomes our first advice columnist, Kim Li Fun!

A woefully out of date Which Would You Rather Be?

Use The Bones Machine to create an infinite number of ditties featuring the voice of the late DeForest Kelley.

How to get into space and win $10 million in the process!

Ripped from the pages of history and today's headlines! Three rapscallions have a common bad habit. Can you figure this one out?