In an effort to understand our readers better, we here at Lowbrow Aristocrats have decided to do some research. We want to get INTO YOUR HEADS! But don't worry! We'll do it slowly, and with relatively harmless queries. Feel free to use these questions as ice breakers on crappy dates, or to sound vaguely interesting at the office water cooler. Now, which would you rather be?
World Idol Kurt Nilson
A member of The Shaggs
PREVIOUS POLL RESULTS
A Member of Creed 50%
A Member of a Creed tribute band 50%
A Hooters Girl 42%
Assistant Manager of a Comic Book Shop 58%
Hammer - Then 78%
Hammer - Now 22%
A Heavy Metal Cowbell God 65%
A Giant Pumpkin Farmer 35%
Mary Kate 46%
Ashley 54%
Jive Turky 76%
Sucka 24%
Living Michael Jackson 5%
Dead Michael Jackson 95%
 
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs 45%
A Reefer Fiend 55%
 
Emmanuel Lewis 72%
Gary Coleman 28%

 
Smart and Ambitious 21%
Stupid and Lazy 15%
Smart and Lazy 61%
Stupid and Ambitious 3%
The Baby Jesus 26%
Santa Claus 74%
A Happy Fish 40%
A Sad Millionaire 60%
The Vampire Lestat 53%
Anyone else less gay 47%
Flying Pig 30%
Talking Dog 70%
 
By-the-books Homicide Detective 37%
Renegade Priest 63%

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